Cartoon Caption Competition Three

The Headmaster of the School of Puns wants you to enter his cartoon caption competition. You need to come up with a funny caption for India's cartoon:

listen to ‘Third School of Puns Competition Instructions’ on Audioboo

Cartoon by India (Falcons Girls) The link will close at midnight on Friday, 11th May. Please watch the 'how to enter' video if it is your first time; if it is not clear, please tweet @schoolofpuns.